He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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