Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
