Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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