you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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