But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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