i just wanna soil my oats bro
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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