So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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