i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
