careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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