I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Randomize
