tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
