'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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