you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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