remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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