do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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