I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Operation Purity has been aborted
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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