office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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