He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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