If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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