how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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