Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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