I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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