Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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