He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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