yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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