Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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