i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
there is glitter all over my balls
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