You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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