Small penises have feelings too.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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