Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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