Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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