Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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