Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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