U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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