mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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