My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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