This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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