I want to stick my p in your. b.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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