doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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