garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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