Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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