I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Just high enough for therapy.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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