You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You need a sexual gate keeper
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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