drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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