Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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