I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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