My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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