You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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