I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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