Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
operation harelip BJ is a go
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
