Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I want to make a zoo with you.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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