So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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