thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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