Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
