Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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