No subtext here. People are naked.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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